Shoe Porn

No secret I love shoes. The higher - the better. You can call them hooker heels if you like because that's a fucking badge of honor when it comes to the awesome shoe department!

I love , love these very hot pink 5" shiny patent braided rope wedges! I love the strappiness of them and they will stop traffic and make boys fall out of their chairs. These are a little tricky to walk in so practice a bit, however, they are surprisingly comfortable! Once you get used to them you can strut your honey badger self over to the bar and collect your free drinks from all of those shocked and awed men! Just to prove you don't have to spend a fortune for cute shoes- I bought these at Rue 21 for $10. TEN!



These fabulous wine colored patent pumps are the perfect Fall shoe! Made by Bandolino (my favorite shoe maker), you can get your pair only  at Nordstrom's or a Bandolino store  because they are limited edition but worth the $125. Perfectly pleated platform toe box, 4" heel and beautiful construction. This is a neutral go to that wows from jeans to your LBD. That bag is a gift from my Big Sister- she snapped it up for me at Charming Charlie's and it matches the shoe so perfectly- you would never know they are sisters from another mister. LOVE the edgy hardware on that bag- makes this  perfectly respectful pump look a little hookerish.



Oh boy, Kittens! Whoever thought you could have khaki casual hooker heels! Well get ready to strut your hot bootie anywhere in these 5" built in save your sole platforms! Khaki patent faux leather but still very comfy and shiny pretty! The nice people at Just Fabulous online shoe store sent these over to me in a box complete with a silky bag to hide them away in. You can get them for $39.95 (free shipping). The size is true so no guess work. Jeans, skirts, LBD or just your hot boy cut panties all look hookerlicious with a little bit of class! My sexy sister Bex was sweet enough to model these for us today- even though she has a broken baby toe. Pretty isn't painless, Kittens, but these sure make that broken toe look sexy!



Today's Shoe Porn is dedicated to my sister, Ugs, and my little Redneck, The Girl. Both are fierce cowgirls who will kick your ass, cut you and maybe shoot you if you jump stupid or mess with their familias! These are my super bad ass Corral Ladies Antiques Saddle Brushed Lasers. You can get them at http://www.corralboots.com/ or at your local western wear store (got mine at Shepler's in Austin, TX.) and they cost $268.00 without the .357 Magnum.  Gun will ride in boot comfortably, in case you were wondering. The man bought these for me because I was pretty sure I would die without a pair of boots because Carrie and The Girl have lots of boots - and I did not. I was so excited to let Carrie know I finally got a pair that I sent a picture of them to her phone pronto! She sent a picture of hers back...the exact same pair. Honey Badger's have awesome taste, heh?





Sexy Stalking Sandals


Ultimate Honey Badger Hooker Heels




  





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